1/15/20

Email Inbox Haiku

Thank god that's over
Finally cleared my inbox
Ding! Son of a bitch.

12/20/19

Weekend Haiku

Two days without work
Let's make every second count
Shit, Monday again.

12/17/19

Snow Day Haiku

The sky opens wide
Ice angels fall from heaven
Thank you, Snow Jesus.

12/16/19

New York Haiku

So many people
Why a midnight traffic jam?
My shoes are sticky.

12/11/19

Airport Haiku

Can't wait to get home
Where can I plug in my phone?
Delayed seven hours.

12/10/19

Writer's Block Haiku

Blank piece of paper
Taunting me with your whiteness
Please fill up with words.

12/9/19

Superman Haiku

What makes him super?
Can bulletproof men be brave?
He does have great hair.

12/8/19

Finger Food Haiku

So small and yummy
Why do I never get full?
Just thirty more bites.