Email Inbox Haiku

Thank god that's over

Finally cleared my inbox

Ding! Son of a bitch.

Weekend Haiku

Two days without work

Let's make every second count

Shit, Monday again.

Snow Day Haiku

The sky opens wide

Ice angels fall from heaven

Thank you, Snow Jesus.

New York Haiku

So many people

Why a midnight traffic jam?

My shoes are sticky.

Airport Haiku

Can't wait to get home

Where can I plug in my phone?

Delayed seven hours.