Writer's Block Haiku

Blank piece of paper

Taunting me with your whiteness

Please fill up with words.

Superman Haiku

What makes him super?

Can bulletproof men be brave?

He does have great hair.

Finger Food Haiku

So small and yummy

Why do I never get full?

Just thirty more bites.

Christmas Tree Haiku

Cute twinkling lights

Sentimental ornaments

Fuck, it fell over.

Karaoke Haiku

Choose your go-to song

Guzzle lots of alcohol

Sing like screeching cats.

Gas Fireplace Haiku

Are there any flames?

This doesn't feel very warm.

I think I smell gas.

Podcasting Haiku

Let's start a podcast

Just posted episode one 

Are we famous yet?

Cyber Monday Haiku

A brilliant idea

Exactly like Black Friday

But stay home instead.