Finger Food Haiku

So small and yummy

Why do I never get full?

Just thirty more bites.

Christmas Tree Haiku

Cute twinkling lights

Sentimental ornaments

Fuck, it fell over.

Karaoke Haiku

Choose your go-to song

Guzzle lots of alcohol

Sing like screeching cats.

Gas Fireplace Haiku

Are there any flames?

This doesn't feel very warm.

I think I smell gas.

Podcasting Haiku

Let's start a podcast

Just posted episode one 

Are we famous yet?

Cyber Monday Haiku

A brilliant idea

Exactly like Black Friday

But stay home instead.

Golden Girls Haiku

Best sitcom ever?

Of course, you uncultured swine

More like Goldest Girls.

Black Friday Haiku

Sleeping in is nice

Mall parking and long lines suck

Gotta save ten bucks.