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1/15/20
Email Inbox Haiku
Thank god that's over
Finally cleared my inbox
Ding! Son of a bitch.
12/20/19
Weekend Haiku
Two days without work
Let's make every second count
Shit, Monday again.
12/17/19
Snow Day Haiku
The sky opens wide
Ice angels fall from heaven
Thank you, Snow Jesus.
12/16/19
New York Haiku
So many people
Why a midnight traffic jam?
My shoes are sticky.
12/11/19
Airport Haiku
Can't wait to get home
Where can I plug in my phone?
Delayed seven hours.
12/10/19
Writer's Block Haiku
Blank piece of paper
Taunting me with your whiteness
Please fill up with words.
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