12/10/19

Writer's Block Haiku

Blank piece of paper
Taunting me with your whiteness
Please fill up with words.

12/9/19

Superman Haiku

What makes him super?
Can bulletproof men be brave?
He does have great hair.

12/8/19

Finger Food Haiku

So small and yummy
Why do I never get full?
Just thirty more bites.

12/6/19

Christmas Tree Haiku

Cute twinkling lights
Sentimental ornaments
Fuck, it fell over.

12/5/19

Karaoke Haiku

Choose your go-to song
Guzzle lots of alcohol
Sing like screeching cats.

12/4/19

Gas Fireplace Haiku

Are there any flames?
This doesn't feel very warm.
I think I smell gas.

12/3/19

Podcasting Haiku

Let's start a podcast
Just posted episode one 
Are we famous yet?

12/2/19

Cyber Monday Haiku

A brilliant idea
Exactly like Black Friday
But stay home instead.