12/8/19

Finger Food Haiku

So small and yummy
Why do I never get full?
Just thirty more bites.

12/6/19

Christmas Tree Haiku

Cute twinkling lights
Sentimental ornaments
Fuck, it fell over.

12/5/19

Karaoke Haiku

Choose your go-to song
Guzzle lots of alcohol
Sing like screeching cats.

12/4/19

Gas Fireplace Haiku

Are there any flames?
This doesn't feel very warm.
I think I smell gas.

12/3/19

Podcasting Haiku

Let's start a podcast
Just posted episode one 
Are we famous yet?

12/2/19

Cyber Monday Haiku

A brilliant idea
Exactly like Black Friday
But stay home instead.

12/1/19

Golden Girls Haiku

Best sitcom ever?
Of course, you uncultured swine
More like Goldest Girls.

11/29/19

Black Friday Haiku

Sleeping in is nice
Mall parking and long lines suck
Gotta save ten bucks.